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Things I have learned recently:

Babies will crawl.  Fast.  And knock things over.  

Including glass bottles of chylophil in Whole Foods.  

Which will quickly cover the isle floor and your favorite baby pants in dark green liquid.  

Its embarrassing and the pants don't come clean.

Babies like moustaches.

Especially fake dollar store moustaches.

And, even though they may be 5 inches long and extremely hairy, babies also like to attempt eating said moustaches.  

And then proceed to cough and choke on them.  

All while company is over.  

Note to self: Don't let babies play with moustaches.